November 24

how to make the best pie

INGREDIENTS-

Poison

Shrunken heads of lizard x3

Toes of humans

Eyeballs (any mammal)

Dough

All-ready-made-pie-base

Ears (any mammal)

Brussel sprouts

A dodo (dead)

TOOLS-

Spoon

STEPS-

  • First, put all the ingredients in the all-ready-made-pie-base.
  • Stir with spoon and if you get grossed out, it’s ok to vomit in your half pie.
  • Then, get your dough and put it on top of your pie.
  • Put in oven at 1,000,000c heat, and cook for 10 minutes.
  • Feed to Andrea.
November 23

100 word challenge

It was such a beautiful day, so me and my family decided to go to the botanical gardens. When we got to the gardens, my brother ran off like he was being chased by a hippo. When my brother stopped, he was staring at this freaky looking cup with legs coming out. “Man, that thing looks like goddamn Jaws’ ash tray,” My dad said.

“Well, I guess it does look like that.” I commented.

We all stared at it for a few minutes, then mum said, “Let’s go get some lunch from the cafeteria.

100 Word Challenge

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