Shrunken heads of lizard x3
Toes of humans
Eyeballs (any mammal)
Ears (any mammal)
A dodo (dead)
- First, put all the ingredients in the all-ready-made-pie-base.
- Stir with spoon and if you get grossed out, it’s ok to vomit in your half pie.
- Then, get your dough and put it on top of your pie.
- Put in oven at 1,000,000c heat, and cook for 10 minutes.
- Feed to Andrea.
It was such a beautiful day, so me and my family decided to go to the botanical gardens. When we got to the gardens, my brother ran off like he was being chased by a hippo. When my brother stopped, he was staring at this freaky looking cup with legs coming out. “Man, that thing looks like goddamn Jaws’ ash tray,” My dad said.
“Well, I guess it does look like that.” I commented.
We all stared at it for a few minutes, then mum said, “Let’s go get some lunch from the cafeteria.